Could sleep, could eat Life cereal and ponder the legitimacy of my life choices.
(Source: thiefstheme, via borinq)
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of yacht warfare.
—The Capitalist Manifesto
man, all I want is some cookie dough
(Source: you1anna, via yeahreallyexciting)
A little advice from Chuck Close
(Source: standardized)
guys, my hair has finally reached “mad scientist” proportions
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
(via borinq)
